The quiz

Which object should you date?

6 quick questions. One perfect match. Possibly a sentient pommel horse.

1/6 Pick a place to fall in love

My own flat, thanksA crumbling, haunted manorAn enchanted forestA starship far from homeSurprise me

2/6 Your ideal love interest is…

Something from the kitchen or laundryFurniture I can curl up onA toy with a dirty mindA machine with opinionsA blade with a warrior insideSomething from the sports cupboardA statue or mirror with a curseHonestly? Anything

3/6 Do they ever turn human?

Never. Love them as they areSometimes, when it suitsOnly once the curse breaksI don't mind

4/6 How spicy?

Keep it sweetSpicy, pleaseAs filthy as it gets

5/6 Tonight I want to…

Laugh until I snortFeel all warm and cosyGo somewhere darkCry a little bit

6/6 Who gets together?

Him and herHim and himHer and herWhy choose just one?Any pairing

Sentient Object Books

The guide to sentient object romance. Every book where the love interest is an object that thinks, feels and very much wants you.

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